Happy Thanksgiving

Hey Gang,

 I hope this finds you all fat and happy and enjoying your extended weekend.  And for all of you brave souls venturing out on Black Friday, have a free donut hole and cup of coffee for me!  Lord knows my pocket book will thank me for missing out on Friday’s sales and JW thanks me for not getting him up at the butt crack of dawn!

 My out processing briefing is this Sunday!  Finally a light at the end of my sandbox tunnel.  As my time winds down here, I’m super excited to get back home to JW and the babies and make the transition into our new chapter in Idaho.  I look forward to seeing most of you early next year for some great food and visiting. 

 I really don’t have a lot to say right now except I’m honored to be spending Thanksgiving with my brothers and sisters of the Armed Services and to be serving with them.  It’s been such a humbling experience interacting with such an outstanding slice of humanity pie. 

 Happy Thanksgiving!

 Love Always,

Dandy 7.2 miles to go Aaron

What I’m not crazy about

Hi Gang,

 So here’s the scoop.  I’ve been up for 23 hours with 4 more to go and I’m on the verge of slumber so instead of playing “head bob” in my boss’s office, I’m going to write you fine folks.  I start day shift tomorrow.  One of my co-workers had to head back early due to child care issues so we had to shift people around to fill in the gaps.  You would think with two cups of coffee, chocolate pudding, grape tootsie pop and watching “Sea Biscuit” in addition to listening to the Cheetah Girls’ song “Cheetah-Licious Christmas” from my IPOD I would be set, but I’m not.  If I were to lay my head down on the desk, I would be out in seconds flat.  So let’s get on with it!

I told you what I like here and that was very positive of me wasn’t it?  But now it’s my turn to wine a bit.  I don’t like packing all of my toiletries all the way down the hall to the shower room.  I’m clumsy and I often drop shaving cream cans and hair brushes and then cuss under my breath.  You’re probably thinking “why don’t you just get a shower caddy?”  Yeah well, that would be too easy wouldn’t it?  I don’t like packing my weapon around everywhere.  I think it’s really just for show, but it’s not my decision to make so press on little airman.  I don’t like watching children roll through the doors of our trauma bay with injuries of war.  It’s not cool.  I especially don’t like being in the middle of a trauma and not being able to anticipate the medical supply needs of the physicians before they ask for it.  I just hate it when I’m in an IV starting rut.  It’s enough to give you a case of the “Montana Red Ass” when you miss three or four times in a row.  I’m so dag gone tired of walking in the dirt and on the rocks!  I don’t like the BX.  It’s so small and crowded all of the time.  You would think the merchandise was free with all of the people there.  I’m not particularly fond of the location nationals’ body odor.  I desperately want to give them a bar of soap and some pit stick. 

 I’m not looking forward to saying “so long” to all of my co-workers.  We’ve been through so much together and have grown as a team.  Experiences like this bond you for life.  Lastly, I hate it when U.S. service members come in severely injured with missing limbs and wounds because I know their lives will never be the same.  If you want to pray for them, pray for a speedy recovery, but also pray for them to develop the coping skills for dealing with their life altering changes.  I’m sure there are plenty more annoyances I could think of, but I am rest assured that you get my point.

 You may now return to the rat race!

 Dandy 44.4 miles to go Aaron

What I like here

Salutations Gang,

 Today’s topic is about what I like about being deployed here.  I’m quite sure twenty years from now my memory will be limited on it’s ability to recall fond memories of my Bagram deployment, so if I capture them in the literally world, I’ll always have them to reflect on.  Not to mention it will give y’all a brief five minute pause from your crazy rat race lives.

 I like being submerged into medicine every day.  The opportunities that I have had to grow clinically have been truly amazing.  I love working with the ER physicians, Trauma Surgeons, Orthopedic Surgeons, etc and the way they break down xrays, labs results, and injuries for me to understand without making me feel stupid.  Not all people are cut out to teach medicine, but these guys are top notch in my book.  They have the ability to take a mangled body and patch it up.  The thought of being responsible  for that is bind blowing to me, but they do it over and over again giving these patients another shot at life.   I’ve also got to perform/assist with various procedures from suturing to chest tube insertions and spinal taps that I wouldn’t normally get the opportunity otherwise.

 I absolutely love the job satisfaction here.  It’s through the roof!  It’s the most job satisfaction that I have encountered in my 14 years of service.  The U.S. service members that come through here from the battle field are so appreciative of our help.  Being touched by our American war fighters has been a humbling experience.  I live like a queen compared to some of them out there surviving on field rations and taking daily baby wipe baths.  My showers are hot and twice daily if I like.   Who could complain?

 I like being able to show up at the dining facility and have my limited choice of hot food.  I didn’t have to pay for it, shop for it, cook it, or clean up the dishes after I ate it.  Breakfast is my favorite meal here.  It’s an extravaganza of fresh fruit from watermelon, honey dew, cantaloupe, pineapple, grape fruit, kiwis, and grapes to omlets made to order, hot fruit cobblers/crisps, french toast sticks, pancakes, pastries, pop tarts, biscuits and gravy, bagels, and assorted cereals.  You’ll never leave hungry.

 I love the friendships I’ve made here. The Department of Defense is one of the only organizations in the world where they send people from all over the world to one location to perform a mission.  I’ve gotten to work with Army radiology technicians, Navy lab technicians, and of course my own Air Force medical counterparts.  I’ve gotten to experience diversity like no other from eating my Filipino co-workers cuisine to eating fresh bread from the local Afghan housekeeper to taking care of the Coalition Forces (Polish, Afghan National Army, etc).  I absolutely enjoyed learning the farm animal names in the local language from the housekeeper.  I would “oink” and he would teach me the name and then I would “whinny” and he would teach me another name.  It was international communication at it’s finest.

 Lastly, I’ve enjoyed having the luxury of time to go to the gym and submerge myself in fitness.  I’ve researched plenty of programs, methods, and exercises and applied the knowledge to the test.  It’s been great being my own guinea pig and watching the dividends pay out.  The human body is truly an amazing piece of machinery and I think we seldom allow it to accomplish the physical feats it’s capable of.

 I’m sure I could go on and on, but I won’t.  My time here at Bagram has been a memorable chapter in my book of life.  Thank you to all of you out there that have shown your support to not only me, but the rest of troops out here during this deployment through emails, pictures, and packages.  I appreciate knowing there is a reality waiting on me to return to.   

 Dandy thank goodness it’s finally November Aaron